Since I’ve been “unemployed” my days have typically consisted of random events strung together in a haphazard order that is subject to collapse and/or ninja nap attacks at any given moment. In the spirit of blogging regularly (and also since I’m bored off my face), here’s a brief overview of how my illustrious Woten’s day has progressed:
-My alarm went off at 6:30. I actually woke up at 6:52 – just in time to leave Mr. Cheese a frantic, “I’m so sorry I fell back to sleep and forgot to call and make sure you were awake” voicemail.
-7:05 – Mr. Cheese calls and we have a frantic, “webothreallysuckatwakingupontimeIloveyousomuchCallmewhenyougetsafelytowork” conversation.
-7:45 – I leave to go pick M up for school and spend the first two miles of the trip praying to Dear God and Baby Jesus that I don’t run out of gas before I get to the station with my pitiful $5.
-Once M was safely deposited at school and I’d checked the mail, I discovered the Victoria’s Secret catalogue I requested had finally arrived. I decided that I’d have to make time later in the day to sit around and wonder what it must feel like to have bewbs.
Aside from work, that’s been pretty much the highlight of my day.
What? I can’t be inspiring and profound all the time. It’s just exhausting.
On that note…I think I sense a ninja nap attack sneaking up on me.